The Absurd

Horror Haunted Murder Serial Killer Stratocaster

July 4, 2012
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Horror Haunted Murder Serial Killer Stratocaster

I’m not really sure what the angle seller caraguitars is trying to use here, but the BIN of $66,666.66 seems to be just a BIT high. Great description though “Willie the Shredder killed his family with this. It Will Haunt your house. Do not buy for any reason. This is 1 of the Ugliest Bodies…

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Magical Loafers!

June 29, 2012
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Magical Loafers!

I’m not quite sure where seller auspiciousone purchases his magical loafers, but these right here are made from 100% Unicorn leather! Damn.

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A Unicorn Skull With A COA

June 27, 2012
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A Unicorn Skull With A COA

It’s not often you see a Unicorn Skull on ebay. It’s even less often that you find one with a CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY. Think about that! Now is that time, bugguy1 has one. And he’s only asking for $600. Seems like a good price for such a rare piece. Very few were made, apparently… Duh,…

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Apple Employees Are Weird

December 31, 2011
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Apple Employees Are Weird

Ok. Apple employees are a weird lot. On one side, you have the Apple fanboys. Those individuals that live and die for Apple products and concepts. They are extreme. And then you have the other end of the spectrum. The Apple employee who is dying to make a buck off of the Apple fanboys (if…

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I Feel Like This Is Illegal.

August 28, 2011
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I Feel Like This Is Illegal.

Maybe the rules are different down under, but Australian youth pokehunter14 is trying to make the money to pay his brother back for the X-box he broke by auctioning himself off on eBay… i only need $200 to pay 4 it all, i am 14 i am easy made happy i like computers and pokemon…

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An Absurdly Cheap Price.

August 23, 2011
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An Absurdly Cheap Price.

This site has been really neglected huh? That’s a bummer. My fault as much as anyone’s. But I’ll tell you what I’m not gonna neglect: the absurdly low BIN on this first edition of Richard Stark’s Slayground being sold by uplandharma: Ten bucks? For a book that usually only shows up with BINs of $60…

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Fruit Bats, Rattlesnakes, And Crabs.

April 21, 2011
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Fruit Bats, Rattlesnakes, And Crabs.

There’s nothing actually absurd about taxidermy, but let’s face it, it has a stigma. If you’re into it, odds are most people have you pegged as a weirdo. And that’s enough to make these clearance auctions from ludale1 eligible for posting. Plus this stuff is really freaking cool. I mean, who wouldn’t want a mounted…

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OH MY GOD WHERE HAVE WE BEEN?!

April 21, 2011
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OH MY GOD WHERE HAVE WE BEEN?!

Ok, I’ll admit it, the length of time between posts, let alone any posts that legitimately pertain to this site’s modus operandi, has been embarassingly long. I’m entirely to blame, since I’m the only person who posts here anymore. I know I’ve said it before, but I’ll do my best to do better. And we’re…

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Absurd Savings.

March 6, 2011
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Absurd Savings.

As I’m sure you all know by now, Borders is filing for bankruptcy, and as such is closing many of it’s locations. And one of those locations just happens to be the Borders nearest to me. Which is fine; if I’m going to shop at a big name bookstore it’s gonna be Barnes and Noble,…

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iFart You Not

March 2, 2011
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iFart You Not

Have you ever sat down to bang out a great iOS app and realize there is nothing that can top iFart? It happens to me. All the time. But now, courtesy of stuffland, I can overcome my shortcomings by BUYING iFart Mobile. Not just the app, but the whole damn company. From source code to…

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