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I Feel Like This Is Illegal.

August 28, 2011
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I Feel Like This Is Illegal.

Maybe the rules are different down under, but Australian youth pokehunter14 is trying to make the money to pay his brother back for the X-box he broke by auctioning himself off on eBay… i only need $200 to pay 4 it all, i am 14 i am easy made happy i like computers and pokemon…

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An Absurdly Cheap Price.

August 23, 2011
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An Absurdly Cheap Price.

This site has been really neglected huh? That’s a bummer. My fault as much as anyone’s. But I’ll tell you what I’m not gonna neglect: the absurdly low BIN on this first edition of Richard Stark’s Slayground being sold by uplandharma: Ten bucks? For a book that usually only shows up with BINs of $60…

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Fruit Bats, Rattlesnakes, And Crabs.

April 21, 2011
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Fruit Bats, Rattlesnakes, And Crabs.

There’s nothing actually absurd about taxidermy, but let’s face it, it has a stigma. If you’re into it, odds are most people have you pegged as a weirdo. And that’s enough to make these clearance auctions from ludale1 eligible for posting. Plus this stuff is really freaking cool. I mean, who wouldn’t want a mounted…

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OH MY GOD WHERE HAVE WE BEEN?!

April 21, 2011
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OH MY GOD WHERE HAVE WE BEEN?!

Ok, I’ll admit it, the length of time between posts, let alone any posts that legitimately pertain to this site’s modus operandi, has been embarassingly long. I’m entirely to blame, since I’m the only person who posts here anymore. I know I’ve said it before, but I’ll do my best to do better. And we’re…

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Absurd Savings.

March 6, 2011
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Absurd Savings.

As I’m sure you all know by now, Borders is filing for bankruptcy, and as such is closing many of it’s locations. And one of those locations just happens to be the Borders nearest to me. Which is fine; if I’m going to shop at a big name bookstore it’s gonna be Barnes and Noble,…

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Salt and Pepper. With A Capital Pee.

February 22, 2011
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Salt and Pepper. With A Capital Pee.

I’ve got a few novelty salt and pepper shakers floating around, but none of them are as absurd as this set from 4jandk. Neither are any of the other sets he’s selling, for that matter. It’s not so much that one of them is of a naked boy, and that you pour the seasoning out…

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One Haunted Penny.

February 22, 2011
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One Haunted Penny.

We here at Absurd Noize love haunted items. Usually, what we find is dolls, but magna_vesto has upped the ante for absurdly possessed items with this: a haunted penny: Take it away Maggie: i found this one time outside an abandoned house… all boarded up… i didn’t think anything about it until that night i…

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Cre$twood Mon$ter$.

February 22, 2011
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Cre$twood Mon$ter$.

The nice thing about being the only person who posts here is that I can pretty much cheat my way into what constitutes absurd and what doesn’t. Hence Morgado Revue Of Books (and yes, Jimmy The Kid is still on hold). So how am I justifying listing this lot being sold by she!? Because the…

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Doug Free Friday Is Absurd.

February 11, 2011
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Doug Free Friday Is Absurd.

Why is this next chapter in Doug Free Friday happening over here on Absurd Noize? Well, aside from the fact that it’s kind of an absurd idea to spend a whole day celebrating my friend Doug by posting music and shirts from bands that he is in, a little known Doug Free Fact is that…

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Beyblades vs Bathtub.

February 5, 2011
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Beyblades vs Bathtub.

Parenting has to be a difficult thing in 2011, especially when it comes to discipline. Spankings? Out, be it even a bare hand whack on the butt. The time tested rebuttal to potty mouth of a bar of soap in the mouth or a spoonful of hot sauce? Out. I’m sure it’s only a matter…

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