Ok. Apple employees are a weird lot. On one side, you have the Apple fanboys. Those individuals that live and die for Apple products and concepts. They are extreme. And then you have the other end of the spectrum. The Apple employee who is dying to make a buck off of the Apple fanboys (if you think I’m kidding, check out how many Apple 2011 employee hooded sweatshirts are on ebay now). I can only imagine that’s the push behind this auction from mapleridgeauction. Seriously. Who needs an obsolete Apple gym pass? Ugh.