For those of you who don’t know, Absurd was an infamous German National Socialist black metal band, best known for their murdering of a 15 year old boy. So I knew going in that if I randomly entered “absurd” in the search field, I’d probably find some Absurd related auctions. People have a penchant for collecting that sort of thing, after all. But I have to admit, not only was I bewildered by airbar631′s Absurd wristwatch…

…but I also had my mind blown the rest of the way out the back of my head by greatsign’s auction for an Absurd NEON SIGN???!?!?!

Say what you want about all those black metal bands and their penchant for murdering, but you can’t deny that they did everything big… apparently even their merch*.

*- yes I know, these probably aren’t legit. Spoilsport.